He is poggers and has life and has really big shlong and is big dicked and loves women and gets all the women and has the sex with the women and he likes women.
by Maybe Thomas November 6, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. The best sex you'll ever had along with the best damn intellectual you'll ever meet. This boy is contagious, and you want this fever.
by Bdehaven August 18, 2016
Get the Thomasmug. by Yomama2310 January 23, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. Usually a white male. Most generally uses being in college as an excuse to not admit that they are an alcoholic. Averaged sized penis.
by Pary369 February 19, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas's are individuals who say they live in the middle of the country, but in reality live 10 minutes from the city. Thomas's are highly efficient in sober sniping. Thomas's always take take advantage of the situation regardless of age or gender. They are usually found getting "Drunk" off of 3 twisted teas while sitting in a corner, waiting for his pray. Very smart and often find jobs in the software development field. Little man but has a big personality and humungous calfs. Also little woods are most common.
Friend 1- Hey I woke up in a strangers bed this morning not sure how I got there.
Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!
Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!
by countryboyjk October 4, 2018
Get the Thomasmug. Basically a well rounded animal that comes out at night to find weed. They are quite friendly unless u step on ther shoes .Then all bets are off cuz Thomas's come equipped with Pokemon socks that will kick ur ass hard.if u ever encounter one it's best to just stay out of it's way and offer it backwoods or weed.
by Burnt potato June 10, 2018
Get the Thomasmug.