Don't publish this

'Don't publish this' is a method of submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary that is just as likely to get your definition published as writing definitions that are thoughtful and inventive. By no means should this definition be published.

Don't publish this. Don't you fucking dare!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Is this the real life?

When you hear these words on the radio, you better shut up and listen. Queen is about to blow you away.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

by DaveyMaBobber November 12, 2007

what is this i dont even

Internet meme used to indicate confusion.

Random dude: hey gaiz i jus cught diglet snorlax went boom ate too much kickz lolz

Other dude: what is this i dont even

by ryanxwonbin October 16, 2008

thirst-trapper

An expert in thirstology.
A certified thirstigater.
A person who provokes, instigates, or initiates thirst from the opposite sex but, at the precise point when it seems you must/will have your fill, blocks the quenching of said thirst by a diversion.

That damn H is such a thirst-trapper. She had this dress on, her body was looking nice and she came to my house.. I was just about to bust it wide open and then, somehow, the next thing I knew she was gone..

by ShimmannyCricketsSheDidItAgain December 19, 2012

Look at this dude...

When you roast somebody about how they resemble a person or object to make them feel like dying.

"Look at this dude... he looking like a Duracell battery with that weak ass haircut."

by BlueFlameYT November 10, 2016

I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

You will pay for this in time

A statement of utmost intensity. Usually said to someone who wronged you in some way. When told this you may rest assured for a backstabbing in the near or late future.

Girlfriend- Steven im done, we just aren't right for eachother. ..
Steven- Does this have anything to do with thoes late night drives to Jakes house?
Exgirlfriend- Jake is more a man then you'll ever be!
Steven- You will pay for this in time...

by joshusee February 18, 2015