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pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)
Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.
by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009
mugGet the pissing into the windmug.

wind donkey

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey
by Gavin Amra November 24, 2018
mugGet the wind donkeymug.

Bristles in the Wind

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.
"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"
by SodaFountain January 20, 2021
mugGet the Bristles in the Windmug.

Pussy to the Wind

It's like the phrase "Man up" except not sexist
"Come on, don't be scared, ask him out! Pussy to the wind!"
by soraggedyann June 5, 2018
mugGet the Pussy to the Windmug.

Wind Dueling

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.
I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.
by SirBobbius December 25, 2021
mugGet the Wind Duelingmug.

Wind shit

Another term used for farting.
"Yo the kid in the seat next to me just caught some wind shit."
"Bro you feel that wind shit yet?"
by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011
mugGet the Wind shitmug.

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
by RacinJason November 30, 2018
mugGet the French Windmug.

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