Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)
Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.
by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.
by SodaFountain January 20, 2021

by soraggedyann June 5, 2018

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.
I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.
by SirBobbius December 25, 2021

by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?
Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!
Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!
Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
by RacinJason November 30, 2018
