The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".
by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014
Get the wedding haircut mug.(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
John attended a wedding every weekend during The Wedding Year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.
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1. A wedding held ahead of the pre-planned wedding date to allow said couples to co-habitat together in the same bubble during a pandemic. Usually small in number in attendance due to crowd restrictions and held at home.
Origin:
First occurance on the 17th of March 2020 while Andrew and Victoria Rush were wed in their backyard before going into lockdown due to Covid-19. Andrew’s brother Daniel coined the term “Rush Wedding” from the mere irony of their last name and the spontaneity to have the wedding a month sooner.
1. A wedding held ahead of the pre-planned wedding date to allow said couples to co-habitat together in the same bubble during a pandemic. Usually small in number in attendance due to crowd restrictions and held at home.
Origin:
First occurance on the 17th of March 2020 while Andrew and Victoria Rush were wed in their backyard before going into lockdown due to Covid-19. Andrew’s brother Daniel coined the term “Rush Wedding” from the mere irony of their last name and the spontaneity to have the wedding a month sooner.
by Mt Rushmore April 29, 2020
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Even though her champion St Bernard had tested positive for rabies, Karen insisted on his participation in the dog show, turning the event into a complete Millinocket wedding when it broke loose, ran into the street and mauled eight spectators.
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Get the Wedding gown mug.What Jamie Morton from the My Dad Wrote A Porno podcast calls a destination wedding…
(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
Jamie: “That’s why I like abroad weddings because they’re always like a bit of a party..”
Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”
Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”
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