Fuck Warp

When you have sex, and do not realize how much time has passed by...

We were having sex, and the next thing I looked at the clock, and 3 hours had passed. We were in a fuck warp...

by Jonnyrotten October 30, 2021

Warped

The state of mind in which you pass “sense” and didn’t kno until the next day. (with the use of marijuana)

bro I was warped last night

by luhwop July 29, 2018

PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome)

The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.

I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.

by craziehippiekid July 12, 2013

Gentle warps

A disease only university girls can get

This girl I banged named Sarah had gentle warps

by Asssbucket December 9, 2018

Warp

A hairy assed man who enjoys peanut butter and jelly wraps.

Warpy Mac loves peanut butter and jelly wraps.

by The rouging rat August 13, 2024

warped

not straight or in true form. warped out of line in mind or matter.

your brake disc is as warped as your mind if you think that's straight

by whhhs April 25, 2022

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023