stuffed the envelope

when you put the dick AND balls BOTH in the pussy

"Damn, I took Maureen home last night and stuffed the envelope"

by echz August 17, 2006

Stuffing the Chicken

That one couple at lunch who always seem to be a little TOO frisky while there's empty seats on either side of them

"Why did no one sit by Robert and Emma?"

"Dude, I think he was stuffing the chicken!"
The finger Fingering

by Santiago le Crispy June 3, 2016

the pdx shuffle

The short stride foot shuffle that you see commonly see bums performing around Portland Oregon , not To be confused with the Parkinson's Shuffle. To identify the PDX Shuffle first; look for the rubbing of the index fingers and thumbs together like they are asking for a penny, secondly; Often times shuffle and finger rub is accompanied by the smell of week old urine, fecal matter, and faint vocalizations of what sounds like the chanting of buddist monks.

The only thing I heard last night was the sound of the PDX shuffle

by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

The Tokyo Shuffle

To correctly perform the Tokyo Shuffle, one person has to put his cock between another's ass cheeks like a hotdog. The other person will squeeze (squench or squenching) the cheeks together until semen is drawn, which is then allowed to dry and is peeled off like Elmers Glue from elementary school.

Phil takes it between the cheeks
Like anal?
Na he does the tokyo shuffle

and his cock is flying free

by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006

Stuffing The Turkey

To engage in anal sex on Thankgiving Day.

Me: Hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?

You: Oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.

by evilwoody June 9, 2009

stuffing the oven

The art of performing unprotected sexual acts with a woman that is at least 7 months pregnant.

" Hell bob, sahra may be pregnant. but I wouldn't mind stuffing the oven"

by jajekas April 22, 2006