The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.
*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...
by Mark Murray - WOW Champion November 08, 2008
A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.
by AdmiralSpiffy July 05, 2009
someone who’s only response to receiving compliments, is giving you a new compliment back, or even reusing the same towards you
by mayo.alizardo September 16, 2020
a person with no life in their moms basement with a full body tracker and sits in front of a mirror all day in vrchat
by badbunnyisnothot October 21, 2022
A mirror in the homes of fuglass attention seeking ho's who don't realize they're not as hot as they think they are
by Whateverkumar June 24, 2022
Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.
Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket
Tom:What are you doing?
Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.
Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!
......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....
Tom:What are you doing?
Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.
Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!
......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....
by themainbwana July 31, 2009
A person who makes absolutely zilch effort on their looks. With a bit of effort anyone can look hugely better but these people are completely disinterested.
by Seymour Van Dors February 26, 2012