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walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.
The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.
by I know write five December 11, 2024
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Greenwood lake lottery

The act of taking getting injured at work, in order to sue one’s employer.
They were flying steel in and that dumbass got his leg in the way, looks like he hit the Greenwood lake lottery
by Nosebeersonme September 30, 2022
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Dunkin lottery

When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.
"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"
by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016
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The Black Lottery

The NFL and/or the NBA draft.
The black lottery is about to go down. Once he’s drafted #1, my man is going to get paid.
by J Bomb April 27, 2019
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Laws lottery

Laws lottery was the name earned hundreds of years ago by commoners when the odds were much better for the player
by LordofGrange July 6, 2025
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jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.
Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!
by poppymemedude February 13, 2017
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Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp
Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”
by no.remorse February 23, 2024
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