Lottery

Yeah the numbers match but you didn't work for the money so I'm not going to pay you.

Hym "Can you imagine? You go to claim your lottery winnings and the guy says this. What kind of dishonest swindler thinks like this? I'll tell you who..."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

Anti lottery

The fateful circumstance where everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in a narrow timeframe; a Murphy's law special. The collective series of negative events happening simultaneously as if the red moon and stars aligned. Life did not simply give you the middle finger, it spawned a breed of Thumb-Thumb's from Spy Kids except instead of thumbs, they were exclusively comprised of middle finger appendages sent to tackle you in the night. The scratch off ticket you thought would yield you no more than a flat tire or a spaghetti sauce-stained dress shirt actually rendered the mother-load of Powerball prizes. You sir just unveiled the golden ticket to Milly Monka's Chocolate Sweatshop (and no, the snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries.) The good news is that this only happens to 0.00069% of the population.

Jessica: Hey man, what's wrong?

Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.

Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.

Tom: actually it's today..

Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.

by YourAlmostBestFriend March 16, 2022

Play the lottery

To makeout in the back of a car

We had to play the lottery in my corolla after prom

by Kimosabi January 31, 2018

Greenwood lake lottery

The act of taking getting injured at work, in order to sue one’s employer.

They were flying steel in and that dumbass got his leg in the way, looks like he hit the Greenwood lake lottery

by Nosebeersonme September 30, 2022

walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.

The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.

by I know write five December 11, 2024

Dunkin lottery

When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.

"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"

by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016

winning the lottery

the only way for dad to come back with the milk

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk

by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022