Someone who sits around his computer all day keeping a dictionary by his side at all times, so when he can find his prey, he can use it to attack them using huge words he just learned. He often looks on Dictionary.com at the start of the day for a new big word to use.
Richie: "Stop talking to me, you are such a simpleton and you are not worth my time, you cretin, your wasting my completely precious time."
Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."
Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."
by the mysterious eggman July 10, 2010
Get the Emu Explorermug. A woman, usually of feminist variety, whose personality, tone and aggressive temperament lays waste to her would-be normal life.
Characterized by seething rage, combined with an utter misery matched only by their hatred for happy women and cis-men.
This engulfs their entire life and value system.
The destructive, repulsive nature of narcissism usually manifests itself in an outward need for attention. This can be any type as it is always under the guise of a virtuous cause du-jour.
After every Avenue of aggression, selfish-ness and victimhood are attempted, the “female” finally resorts to her last option: BAIT
Suddenly a profile picture is updated.
With Darwin shitting his pants, the disgusting, attention-seeking haircut appears. Pixie, short bangs, all-one-length, chops, lops, tousled, Skrillex and many more, all designed to provoke inquiry as to the statement being presented.
It’s at this moment the Emu speaks its first words: a red, angry, reaction face on social media.
With an open mouth, glaring eyes and heavy mascara an animal appears: a bird.
An emu is a type of bird of the most useless variety known to researchers today. They scream, they’re violent, they’re ugly and they serve no known valuable purpose, as of this writing.
Some crossover can happen, so sometimes Karen’s can be referred to as Emu’s, depending on their attitude and appearance.
Characterized by seething rage, combined with an utter misery matched only by their hatred for happy women and cis-men.
This engulfs their entire life and value system.
The destructive, repulsive nature of narcissism usually manifests itself in an outward need for attention. This can be any type as it is always under the guise of a virtuous cause du-jour.
After every Avenue of aggression, selfish-ness and victimhood are attempted, the “female” finally resorts to her last option: BAIT
Suddenly a profile picture is updated.
With Darwin shitting his pants, the disgusting, attention-seeking haircut appears. Pixie, short bangs, all-one-length, chops, lops, tousled, Skrillex and many more, all designed to provoke inquiry as to the statement being presented.
It’s at this moment the Emu speaks its first words: a red, angry, reaction face on social media.
With an open mouth, glaring eyes and heavy mascara an animal appears: a bird.
An emu is a type of bird of the most useless variety known to researchers today. They scream, they’re violent, they’re ugly and they serve no known valuable purpose, as of this writing.
Some crossover can happen, so sometimes Karen’s can be referred to as Emu’s, depending on their attitude and appearance.
Derek Chauvin: did you see that Emu earlier in the court room?
Attorney: The one that kept trying to sit in front of the camera?
Derek Chauvin: yep, short 1/2” purple bangs , scowl, open-mouth. Almost like an angry dragon but less useful
Attorney: The one that kept trying to sit in front of the camera?
Derek Chauvin: yep, short 1/2” purple bangs , scowl, open-mouth. Almost like an angry dragon but less useful
by The Covid-19 Coronavirus April 23, 2021
Get the Emumug. Can be used interchangeably for calling someone a pedophile.
This was an alternative word that users used when a large-scale censorship on a meme sharing website called "iFunny".
This was an alternative word that users used when a large-scale censorship on a meme sharing website called "iFunny".
User A: "Damn, she's hot af."
User B: "That's a 13 year old, you fuckin emu."
Both "emu" or "emuphile" are commonly used. Though there isn't a true origin for how the flightless bird and pedos are related.
User B: "That's a 13 year old, you fuckin emu."
Both "emu" or "emuphile" are commonly used. Though there isn't a true origin for how the flightless bird and pedos are related.
by elGatoPacun September 19, 2025
Get the Emumug. a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
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branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023
Get the branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friendmug. by Cutternsanchez February 16, 2020
Get the Emumug. In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.
Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.
by Jim Moak January 13, 2008
Get the De-eMus ex Machinamug.