Cleveland Clamps

When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.
Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.
by JaredDE42 December 27, 2021
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Clamped off

To be annoyed or disgusted by something.

Similar to “pissed off” but less so.
I dropped my phone in toilet! I’m so clamped off!!

It really clamps me off when Eric leaves his clothes in the dryer.
by Jarface67 April 22, 2024
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juicy clamp

When you're barbecuing and your tongs get overly juicy.
"Wow, you've got some juicy clamps there."
by MatthiasLion September 29, 2017
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mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.
I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.
by BigDerty April 20, 2016
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clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.
The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 09, 2018
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Clamp Jumper

A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers
Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper
by maximillianV December 12, 2017
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tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.
Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.
by The tit chugger April 14, 2016
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