pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

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wind twirly

A wind twirly is a rapidly rotating column of air that is in contact with both the surface of the Earth and a cumulonimbus cloud or, in rare cases, the base of a cumulus cloud.

example: They've issued a wind twirly warning for this area.

by Random10203 September 16, 2018

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Wind the frog

'Wind the frog' means 'get ready'.

It comes from the scene in which Woody launches the plan to escape from Sid's room in Pixar's 1995 movie Toy Story.

Scuttlebut has it that the phrase was popular among the film's crew during shooting.

"Do you think we should do it?" -- "Wind the frog."

by pendantry June 2, 2020

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bucket of wind

One's ability to speak for long durations.

"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."

People who monologue have big buckets of wind.

by Bucketofwind August 16, 2017

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Wind Dueling

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.

I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.

by SirBobbius December 25, 2021

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