Tourist

They pretend to be smart but left their brains at home.
They pretend to be wealthy but act like gipsy.
The kind of people that ask info and ignore it

Tourist: i am dr. Engineer but tell me what a license plate is..

Tourist: yeah, i own this company. But hey can you make me a good deal on that?

Tourist: how i get there?
Local: bla long story bla
Tourist: ok, but i go there

by Erphex June 11, 2021

touristing

The process or methodology by which an equity researcher or analyst in Manhattan very superficially (if at all) reviews or covers one or more companies and provides definitive advice to chief investment officers who then act on such advice to invest billions of dollars that then are lost.

Right before the latest economic downturn, the research team had been engaging in touristing to speed up their work so that they could make it in time to happy hour at the Rooftop in the Kimberly.

by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor July 3, 2022

spine tourist

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.
See also: backyard gardener

Jack is such a spine tourist. He's travelled so many spines he needs a new passport.

by Amsterdam June 12, 2005

Tourist

Someone whos just bad at anything, like for example PUBG.
While you fight enemies, bro loots other dead guys that you fought previously

Man.. tourist move.

Stop being a tourist.

You are a tourist here so all good

by Seppuku_sensei May 13, 2022

Creche tourist

Paedophile

"I can't believe that Vicar is a creche tourist!" "Yeah... you know why choir boys have centre partings?"

by markyg October 3, 2003

Tourist Season

A season in small ski-resort towns during which stupid foreigners fill the streets, lookin for things to spend far too much money on. Also known as a hunting season during which the stupid tourons are GAME.

Jen: "Oh Christ, its almost tourist season."
Jim: " Oop, better stock up on ammo and overpriced goods."

by ThatOneGuyWhoHatesYou January 29, 2010

TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride And plenty of Tadger experience And is a local to Tadger town. when realistically they are the opposite . Inexperienced and still a tourist at tadger town

Uft her blowjobs are like she’s blending a smoothie at the the fuel bar she’s a tadger tourist

by anonymous December 11, 2020