A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

by KaliRGH February 26, 2024

This term is created by Amelia Watson. She is a vtubers from the company hololive. A sub-company of Cover corp. This term is used when a stream is experiencing some timing/lagging issues. A similar word is lag.
by DefaultTeamate January 10, 2021

When one partner puts one hand on their hip and puts the other out like they are the little tea pot with their hand flat. They then do the teapot tipping motion inserting “spout” hand into the other partner.
by Hsmack August 21, 2020

by glitchyteapot December 22, 2022

The sexual act in which a woman puts her hands together and men cum into her hands. She then proceeds to drink said cum from her hands like it was tea.
by THE DEFINER March 27, 2015
