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splat

the word splat is the past tense of split.
"no, it's your turn to split, I splat last time!" ( this was actually said ).
by me is typing March 5, 2018
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Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
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Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.
I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.
by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025
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Back splat

A fictional event promoted by the Walla Walla wine industry. These so called professionals reference a ‘back splat’ event that involved a Montana-originated flood that crashed against a basalt ridges and caused a rush of water into the Walla Walla region.
Lynne meant to describe a bath tub effect of what happened in the floods from 12,000 years ago but her petite verdot consumption led her to describe a back splat, which coincidentally Britt left in the men’s room.
by clermontboy September 14, 2019
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splats

yo bro where the hoes at. Bro you know i got splats they coming over right now
by sheeeshgangy.@ January 23, 2022
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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!
by Neffy125 December 7, 2023
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Splat

When a corgi lays flat on it's back and turns sideways.
My corgi is on splat mode!
by corgi2041 December 27, 2016
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