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Sharon

A semi-advanced AI program, designed to portray a young female. Her logic unit is often prone to malfunction, leading to her saying things that are incomprehensible or impossible. Reigning queen of the stupid list.
Person 1: "Oh no it's raining."
Sharon: "Imagine if every time it rained people didn't wear clothes."
Person 2: "Someone call IT, Sharon's malfunctioning again"
by Justamedstudent April 30, 2022
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Zack and Sharon

The beautifull beginning of un-wtitten chapters where their story begins they truly deserve each other's company and time with plenty of room and blessings to grow and to learn to trust and to love
by anonymous January 12, 2025
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Sharon Regina Godjali

Sharon Regina Godjali is one in a billion type of girl. She's the type that will make you think about her day and night if you randomly saw her one day at the corner of a bar. She will give out "don't ever talk to me" kind of vibe. But if by any chance you're able to get to know her, she will turn into a completely different person, like the 180 degrees jaw-dropping kind of different. She will be your definition of beautiful inside out. She is super charming and pure at the same time. Her personality will make you fall in love with her instantly, and her looks will make you go crazy for her. But her brain capacity is somehow lower than a nitendo 3DS, stupid can't even begin to describe her. If she's your friend, then consider yourself lucky, she'll always put a smile on your face with her incredibly bad sense of humor. If you date her, then consider yourself the luckiest guy on earth. She will want your attention 24/7 but are always shy to ask for it. She will complain to you about her weight, but then proceed to eat a pint of ice cream within the same 10 minutes. She has some really weird ways of showing her affection, like biting you, or twerking in front of you when you wake up in the morning. She will always find a new way to make you fall head over heels for her every single day. If you got yourself a Sharon Regina Godjali, don't ever let her go, do everything in your power to keep her in your arms. You will realize that she's your greatest blessing and your endless joy.
"Sharon Regina Godjali is so elegant every single day"
"Her jokes are so bad... maybe thats because she's Sharon Regina Godjali."
by Potatonizer June 8, 2022
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Sharone

One of the best friends you could ever meet. Sometimes quiet and patient but when she's around a group shes wild and fun. She is always there to listen to you and give you a hug if you need one. She is willing to try anything and is very glutton. She can talk for hours or just have no idea what's going on. She is an overall great person to be around.
But she also short tamper as her height
#cute #smile #glutton #Sharone
by thebiblescience January 4, 2018
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sharon

that girl is such a sharon smh
by micahel2 August 16, 2023
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Sharon

Sharon is that one name in silly things. Usually, in those silly things, Sharon is a stinkle winkle, and a absolute booger eater. Stay away from most Sharons at any cost, they will usually waddle over to you at increasingly more rapid speeds to bite your ankles.
Rebecca:Hey Sharon.
Sharon:Hey Rebecca. I don’t know how to read. Also you’re an ogre, right?
Rebecca:What the fuck Sharon
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Sharon

1. An elderly woman who is entitled, impatient, and intolerant of "others" as a consequence of a misassessment of her own importance and status.

2. SEE "Karen" and then add 20-30+ years.
When Eileen made a thinly-veiled reference to "Biblical tradition" while screaming at the barista, she revealed that she, indeed, was a Sharon.
by ALTdefPRO June 25, 2024
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