by The Chuck Diesel August 18, 2021
Get the Four season mug.Slump season is a stage of minimal consciousness in one's day. Slump season is the name for the final minutes of one's day where their social battery and brain power are at an all-time low. Words are slurred, sentences are meaningless or even gibberish. Those in a stage of "Slump" could be mistaken as high or mentally disabled, and should not indulge in any activities requiring consciousness or intelligence (driving, writing a test, cooking food, etc.). Victims of "Slump Season" will often mimic the tonality and language of "Minions". Individuals in a stage of 100% Slump will completely open up and become engrossed in themes of sexuality and sensuality, snuggling and cuddling, and music/song dialogue.
Bradley: "oooooh bob, bob! I'm so snuggly and cuddly right now. uhhhhhh gawwwwd I feel so sensual and loose...
Person 1: "Yo, why does Bradley sound brain dead? He won't stop mimicking the minions and talking about "snuggling"
Person 2: Oh, this happens every single night before he goes to bed. He's in Slump Season. His Slump level must be between 95 and 100% .
Person 1: "Yo, why does Bradley sound brain dead? He won't stop mimicking the minions and talking about "snuggling"
Person 2: Oh, this happens every single night before he goes to bed. He's in Slump Season. His Slump level must be between 95 and 100% .
by JimmerTheGod September 26, 2022
Get the Slump Season mug.The time of year when Kendrick Lamar puts out new music. Kendrick Season brings all of rap to a screeching halt. All other rap music that is released during Kendrick Season is ignored and memed for the stupidity of being released during Kendrick Season.
Person 1: "Boy, Drake really fucked up when he put out 'More Life' during Kendrick Season."
Person 2: " Yeah, there have already been so many memes made about how dumb Drake was for dropping music during Kendrick Season"
Person 2: " Yeah, there have already been so many memes made about how dumb Drake was for dropping music during Kendrick Season"
by jomanhan9 April 9, 2017
Get the Kendrick Season mug.The opposite of cuffing season.
From late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play the field.
From late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play the field.
by {x} June 16, 2018
Get the fielding season mug.Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.
by captazo March 17, 2011
Get the mating season mug.The time of year from early January to April 15th when public accountants are busy preparing and filing tax returns for their clients.
The time of year from early January to April 15th when families and friends of public accountants are abandoned or left to fend for themselves.
The time of year from early January to April 15th when families and friends of public accountants are abandoned or left to fend for themselves.
Tax season is in full swing. I won't see much of my husband until April 15th.
My husband is so busy and brain-drained during tax season that he doesn't do anything but vegetate or sleep on his day off!
My husband is so busy and brain-drained during tax season that he doesn't do anything but vegetate or sleep on his day off!
by thirdlhc January 23, 2010
Get the tax season mug.That one person: "Just finished watching that BBC show you told me to watch! Can't wait for season 3!"
Everyone else: "That poor soul... I don't think he knows..."
Everyone else: "That poor soul... I don't think he knows..."
by oneofusoneofus October 23, 2013
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