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vertical newton

an extremely obscure sexual move which involves the man to stick his "junk", if you will, into the reciever's ear and spins a 360.
"dude i just got the vertical newton last night, it was rad..."
by lindsey butts January 19, 2009
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Isaac Newton

Isaac is a hot, sexy, and incredibly smart science guy. He loves to yeet apples at people to demonstrate his deep knowledge of gravity. he is also the person who inspired bill nye the science guy. overall, he is a pretty darn pog champ.
dickhead: i hate isaac newton
pog champ: isaac newton is the BEST!
by isaacnewtonlovr69 June 2, 2022
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Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.
James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!
by Kslatty February 7, 2023
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Bryan Newton

A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.
I didn’t think that Bryan Newton was a new trend at school.
by Mint Juul Pods March 6, 2019
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Nasty Newton

When you're fucking a girl in doggy style and you calculate the magnitude of the force that you're fucking her with, using the mass of your body, and the acceleration that you're thrusting her with. (F = m*a)
My girl and I were failing physics. So we decided to implement the Nasty Newton to the bedroom
by mongolhaaland March 20, 2023
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Newton's cradle

When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle
Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch
by Lildiccilo April 7, 2023
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Newton Balls

When guys scissor and their balls smash together
Guy1: we scissored and I got newton balls
by hobowdahhhh January 25, 2017
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