Mits

Man tits

"Look at the mits on that poor bastard! He needs to lay off the fast food!"

by mxer387 November 11, 2018

the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.

I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.

by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

Mits

Man tits

Look at the size of his mits.

by waffles February 7, 2017

Tæske mit gardin

Et udtryk for at onanere

Nå, nu skal jeg også hjem og tæske mit gardin

by Big_J3000 August 21, 2025

Mit Jin

Too segsy and swaggy for this dunya 😩❤

Mang Ali : wow they're too segsy and swaggy

Bambang : ofc they're totally Mit Jin!!
Mang Ali : hell yuh

by Kang Dae-Jin February 11, 2021

Mitted

(Adjective) For something to be utterly awful or unappealing to the eye

Man! That girl that weighs 300 pounds and has one eye is mitted!

by HIMOTHY1 June 4, 2022

MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture

And the fucking thumbnail is a human brain split into 2 hemispheres.

Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024