$andy Kane

Fake TV stripper with boring comedy shtick. This gross, shriveled up old street hooker lost her case against Comedy Central's Daily Show.
She couldn't take the free publicity from Emmy Award winning Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

$andy Kane sucks. That's just it. She blew it and she she sucks. She's old and a compulsive liar.
In other words: She blew it on her cumedy shoe.

by Vivaldy March 7, 2005

harrison kane

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children

Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

Kane and Laura

Kane loves Laura so much, he would do anything for her,
Laura loves Kane aswell, and allways brings a smile to his face.
These two people is AND are very much alike, they have plenty incommon and ARE the most AWESOMEST, bestest, WATERMELON, hotty, S, SK, SG, SG-ess, BF, GF COUPLE EVER that just so happens to amaze one another. <3 <3

<7 <4 <5.5
...
:3 smarticles, not like them STOOPID TEENAGERS!

K.A.L.E.B ( Kane and Laura = Best )
or
Kane loves Laura and Laura loves Kane back -hug-

by Enakith September 8, 2011

trevor kane

a badass with a large penis that is cooler than schelden and jo jo

trevor kane is awesome

by not jo or schelden January 8, 2012

danity kane

The most amazing band ever with the best talents seen in years. In fact I met Danity Kane and they happen to be the nicest prettiest girls! They came from the reality tv show, making the band, led by DIDDY, a sex god who I would like to oil up and do.

"Wow! i cant believe how hot Danity Kane is, they are so hot!"

by Logan and Samie November 7, 2006

pulling a kane

to pull a kane is to unconsciously snap your dick in a pool. legend says (or kane says) while he was rooting a chick in the pool he snapped his dick. in theory but we have come to the conclusion that he was trying to fuck the jet filter.

being shocked by a sharp pain in your dick with blood pissing out.

*see's a bloke facing the wall of the pool sourounded by blood*
man " hey look that guy is pulling a kane"

by LaRaBoYs... April 11, 2010

Kaning Season

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.

Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.

by Kanus expert February 11, 2014