If when a male and a female engage in a standing 69 where the female is the standing partner, the male achieves orgasm first, the female retaliates by dropping or thrusting the male straight downwards onto the floor and shitting on his unconscious face.
A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer
A variant of the Alabama Jackhammer
That stupid jackass Craig came in my mouth before I was even halfway there so I gave him a Reverse Tijuana Jackhammer.
by Backwoods Jackass June 2, 2013
Get the Reverse Tijuana Jackhammermug. To dip ones balls in chocolate or vanilla pudding, then while a person lies on a flat surface you straddle their face. In a swift and powerful jackhammer motion, you slam your nuts into their face, yelling "BAM!, BAM! BAM!"
His dinner was not on the table on time, so he gave his wife a jackhammer pudding pie as punishment.
by jher222 June 7, 2007
Get the jackhammer pudding piemug. a sex position in which the receiver is lifted up in a ball, whereby the lifter entangles their arms with the receiver's legs and arms and proceeds to fuck the living shit out of them.
lachy : hey I heard you and elise had a wild night last night!
alex : haha yeah dude! we did the ball lift jackhammer all night long!
alex : haha yeah dude! we did the ball lift jackhammer all night long!
by ThatNutcase August 24, 2016
Get the ball lift jackhammermug. You begin by performing 69 while standing; once you're finished & she swallows, you give the chick a WWF-style piledriver.
Note: it is very important to remove your equipment from her mouth before attempting a New Jersey Jackhammer so as to prevent a Guatamala Guillotine!
by 2tired2think September 8, 2009
Get the New Jersey Jackhammermug. What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.
by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020
Get the Stop Swinging the Jackhammermug. Lay your girl on the end of the bed, tell her to bring her legs up and put her feet together in front of her vagina. Grab her thighs insert your penis through her feet and into the vagina and start pumping.
by Tireshop69 September 15, 2017
Get the foot pussy jackhammermug. When a girl lies down faceing up on a couch with her head hanging off of the side giving a blowjob. As she plays with the tip you jam your cock in so hard she chokes on your dick and you are balls deep in her mouth.
Jim: yo did you break up with sarah yet.
Tom: yeah but i left her a little something before i did
Jim: what did you do.
Tom: I gave her a New York Jackhammer
Tom: yeah but i left her a little something before i did
Jim: what did you do.
Tom: I gave her a New York Jackhammer
by FTBL54 December 8, 2009
Get the New York Jackhammermug.