JFK

John Fucking Koon

Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Dumb Person "JFK!"
Smart Person "John Fucking Koon? That niga? Well at least that's better than Black Obama."
Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Smart Person "Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JFK

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

Jfks lost nut

The nut jfk did in his mothers g-string

He then chucked the g-string into jacks pillow case and soon forgot about

Man’s about to buss out still mush

Yo did you here about jfks lost nut

Yeah I heard jack fucked his pillow last night

Kinda mad yk

by Dirty stinky Muslim December 6, 2021

JFK

While in a vehicle you splatter all over her while she screams and try’s to escape the car.

Dude we did the JFK last night and she said it was the best experience ever.

by Blackdaddybig May 30, 2018

JFK

Just fuck kirby

Jfk already!

by Kirby Ryan Dolliole Jr N December 3, 2020

JFK

When you go to the barber and get “a little off the top.” Similar to the 360 no scope delivered to former president John F. Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald.

“You getting a big haircut?”
“Nothing crazy, just a JFK.”

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter January 28, 2022

JFK

Just Fucking Kidding

did you really fuck my girlfriend
No bro i was JFK

by SteelCage March 8, 2021

JFK Meat Rider

Somebody who is obsessed with glazing President John F. Kennedy, so much so that they are undoubtedly riding his meat.

The JFK Meat Riders are having some incredible synergy on Fortnite right now.

by JK_Money May 30, 2024