Get the Clampsmug. When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score—basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”
by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025
Get the Clamped Upmug. Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.
John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
Bessy: Where from?
John: The Sea of Scandinavia
Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp
John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?
Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
Get the Jœl Back Clampmug. When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”
Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.
by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025
Get the Clamped Upmug. `'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`
`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
Get the `'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`Is`~`Pacifism`~`mug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
Get the `'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`mug. by Zoooooooeeeee February 25, 2020
Get the Clampmug.