Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 04, 2021

Clamped off

To be annoyed or disgusted by something.

Similar to “pissed off” but less so.

I dropped my phone in toilet! I’m so clamped off!!

It really clamps me off when Eric leaves his clothes in the dryer.

by Jarface67 April 22, 2024

juicy clamp

When you're barbecuing and your tongs get overly juicy.

"Wow, you've got some juicy clamps there."

by MatthiasLion September 29, 2017

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty April 20, 2016

Clamp Jumper

A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers

Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper

by maximillianV December 12, 2017

Papa Clamps

A name originating in 2018, Papa Clamps defines someone who is a warrior. A man who makes his whole family proud, a ray of sunlight in a gathering of ominous clouds. Often shortened to just "Papa" for convenience, calling someone Papa Clamps is one of the greatest signs of respect you can show a man.

"Bro Papa Clamps just stole that man's girlfriend."
"Yeah, that's just what Papa Clamps does."

by rb112 January 17, 2022

Clamps

a word that can describe ibro's hairline (clapped). His ass at the every game and that's facts!

You are a clamps

by CYsda March 04, 2022