mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

by NoMotards January 10, 2012

UPS Package

n. / v.

1. Unprotected sex
2. The act of having unprotected sex

Bro, I gave her the UPS package last night and now I'm worried there might be a delivery in 9 months

by gkel1220 September 8, 2016

Packaged Meat

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex

I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat

by Jake possum May 7, 2015

shipping a package

Taking a dump. Pooping.

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.

by Keanu Madonna August 19, 2014

gravy packaged

When everyone that plays outwar realizes that they're all gay.

I was totally raiding last night until everyone got gravy packaged.

by bnaum October 9, 2007

amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...

I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!

by My cock! March 9, 2016

Paranoid packaging

The kind of packageing that when you try to remove it you realize the manufacturer was paranoid in creating the design. In other words the packaging is practacally impossible to remove and therefore the manufacturer is afraid someone will get to the product in the store before purchase. But you can't get the wrapping or packaging off the product yourself after purchase with out detonation of a nuke. So you just get look at your new thingie through the pretty package.

Mattel is using more paranoid packaging. Have you seen the new Barbie? Getting her out of the box is like trying to free her from bondage.

by Reddeb92503 January 4, 2011