testieramo

when a ram runs into your testicals and you say ouch.

my brother experiences testieramo when he goes to the zoo.

by Sherry & Tiara November 22, 2003

Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

Testie Fiber

Monkey testicles rubing against your face

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!

by crackbaby666 December 20, 2011

tessimistic

adj. having unpleasant expectations for the future, often used in reference to a person with the name Tess, syn. pessimistic

Person 1 - *Groan* There's no crispitos today!
Everyone else - Stop being so tessimistic Tess!

by bennyandboo August 28, 2016

Tesseled

A way to trigger a person, that does not understand what the word Tesseled means.

Wow bro, you're so tesseled!

by TesseledMonkey February 23, 2017

tessediq

A Skinny hairy guy who fucks hassan but mostly men for fun, does stripping for fun

That hairy dude is a tessediq

by OBD PErson February 20, 2018

testie teeth

The spikes that can sometimes form on balls and bite the pussy

His testie teeth really bit me hard last night

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018