taint 

The raised line between and connecting the scrotum and the balloonknot.

..."paint my taint".....or "...taint yur asshole, taint yur ballsack!"

taint by mark knudsen June 27, 2005

taint angel 

The mark that is left on a surface after getting very sweaty and then sitting down

After I worked out at the gym I sat on the bench for a minute then had to leave and noticed I had left a mean taint angel.

taint angel by wham!tramck November 18, 2011

Taintasm 

n. The stimulation of the taint to the point of orgasmic eruption.
(can also be used as a verb. or a dangling participle)

1. I went balls deep in that shit to the point of a taintasm!

2. My ornaments were swinging so hard agaisnt her taint I gave her a taintasm! She screamed FUCK MY TAINTUS, you animal!

3. Friday night was so awesome, I fucked my girl every way possible! I got off, she got off TWICE, and then we had simultainous taintasms. FANTASTIC.

4. Have you ever heard of a taintasm?! Me either, until it happened. Caution: Slippery when wet.

5. Stop touching my taint, or it will go off! You're going to give me a taintasm!

Taintasm by Above The Clouds x3 August 14, 2012

taint bomb

When you try to hold in a fart, but it slips and rolls into your taint before exploding.

I tried to hold in that fart, but it ended up as a taint bomb.

taint bomb by TaintMan2131 August 1, 2009

Taint Candy 

When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.

Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.

Taint Candy by derikjakob January 26, 2011

Tainada 

Slang for barbecue-like party where you eat and drink (a lot) with your friends.

This word derives from a Portuguese noun.

Use in English:
- Let's make a tainada at my place tonight.

Original use (in Portuguese):
- Ei máno, siga fazer uma táináda? Atôm.

Tainada by not110 August 11, 2010

taint 

It's Your Fleshy Fun-Bridge

Come take a ride on my taint!

taint by Tom Busch May 13, 2005