twish

A Tweet that has exactly 140 characters. It's the Twitter equivalent of a swish in basketball.

"This tweet has exactly 140 characters and I wrote it without purposely trying to use up my 140-character limit. I do believe that's a twish."

by ElzBells October 12, 2009

Tism

T.I.S.M. (This is Serious Mum)

An Australian post-modern band. They take the essence of being Australian to a whole new level.

The best example is the song "The parable of Glenn Mcgrath's haircut"

Don't leave your sister and Tism in the same room.

"I saw his body thrashing round,
I saw his pulse rate going down,
I saw him in convulsive throes,
I said i'll have one of those."

Lyrics "He'll Never be an old man River"

by H.B. Flaubert September 30, 2005

Twist a Biscuit

To roll a blunt. As used by Raekwon of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Yo man, let me just twist a biscuit up in here.

by 780N3 February 17, 2010

Dick twist

A shocking revelation reminiscent of the ingenious storytelling maneuvers of famed science fiction writer Philip K. Dick.

So he was an android the whole time? What a Dick twist!

by Farp March 17, 2020

Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.

Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!

by icemann79 July 3, 2011

twisening

When a person is actively "listening" for Twitter updates. (Normally with phone or IM notification.)

Patrick told Justin, "I'm twisening, so keep me updated!"

by Justin Y. April 2, 2008

twista blunt

to cut and roll up a blunt

hey dude ive got some uber funk lets go get a white owl and twista blunt

by willa3 July 1, 2009