totes vom 

when you are going to vomit so badly, you use the least amount of words as possible.

ugh lady gaga is going to make me totes vom

totes vom by billphil14 August 15, 2009

Totes brah 

definetly, yes, ok, totally or totally dude,just has a more surfer type of sound. the "brah" isnt needed but is pretty cool to add in"

guy1- hey dude wanna chill later?
guy2- Totes brah !

Totes brah by MetalMonstur April 15, 2011

Totes my oats 

used in place of totally

Bill: Wanna go to the beach tomorrow?

Jason: Totes my oats!

Totes my oats by Jsolaracko September 15, 2011

totes for ser 

totally for serious. meaning total business. seriousness. like serious situation.

omg, i am like totes for ser that he said that!

totes for ser by Kimbob22 May 19, 2012

Totes apropes

A loosely used hipster term first used in the mother city that is Cape Town, South Africa. Used to shorten the saying "totally appropriate"

I just got my first coffee at The Loading Bay, it would be totes apropes to Instagram it!

Totes apropes by Seh bear July 13, 2012

totes mangoes 

Totes mangoes;

A bag to carry your mangoes.

Or you try to look up totes ma goats and your auto correct says totes mangoes and you end up here. Word.

"Woah your mangoes look great in your totes! "

Friend: "totes mangoes"

totes mangoes by DefinitionWizard May 18, 2014

totes magotes 

A rhyme negation of the slang totes (meaning totally) this phrase is used as a correction and is followed by the 'better' descriptive (following the pattern of all rhyme -negations)

In the classic tv commercial:
Girl 1: "He's totes adorbs"
Girl 2: "totes magotes, he's cray-cray amaze"

(this follows the standard pattern for rhyming negation:
Friend 1: "What should I wear? It has to be conservative"
Friend 2: "conservative shmervative, go wild!")

note: In the full commercial, the follow up comment of "totes magotes" is used incorrectly.

totes magotes by Kalpanath November 30, 2014