tool

A complete idiot who gets used by their slutty trashy girlfriend because hes pretending that they are in love and doesnt know enough to realize the truth.

Zack:Wow hogan is such a tool he falls for any slutty dirtbag chick there is
Mack:Ya and hes too dumb too realize hes being used
Zack:The worst part is he thinks she loves him
Both:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mack:What a tool!

by Zack-yours truly February 18, 2008

Tool

A complete idiot, a guillible person, someone who makes incredibly ridiculous mistakes. A generally clumsy and slapstick person.

Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"

Look what you've done, you tool!
There he goes again, acting the tool...
Ignore the foolish tool and lets go

by hatrickpatrick December 19, 2005

tool

1. Someone who has absolutely no clue that he/she is being used for something.

2. The greatest band ever

1. Wow what a Tool shes just using that kid for his friend and he doesn't even know it!

2. "Hey man what are you listening to?" "Oh just some Tool"

by papaloki August 03, 2006

toole

It's a tool's way of spelling tool.

Wow. I can't believe that tool spelled "toole" with an "e".

by chantaklaus April 17, 2006

tool

a kid so desperate for friendship that he'd do anything to impress his friends. Also, his lack of confidence and individuality is a major turnoff to girls.

mark does dip to impress tyler, what a tool.

by itsamarioooooo! February 17, 2009

[Tool]

Someone who does whatever people want him to do, goes out of their way to kiss ass, and sucks massive throbbing cock. Tools typically have queer fathers and very horny sisters.

Tb is an example of a Tool. P.S. you know what we should really do...

by Albanian Immigrant January 14, 2009

tool

A tool is a douche bag who enjoys playing girls and thinks they will never find out, they are a two timer, a liar, someone who thinks way to highly of themselves for others, thinks they are gods gift to the world and everyone should bow down to them and worship them, dont have enough brains to figure simple things out, someone who thinks because they are so special no one will ever find out they are using more than one person at the same time, a liar that no one wants to be associated with...the total tooolll

Today we found out Michael and Alex are talking to three girls at once. What tools.
Many ex boyfriends can become tools.
That tool over there just tried to get with me now hes with that other girl.

by fother muckers July 23, 2009