Tom

Fat ugly neek

Tom is a fat ugly neek

by Tom the fat neek July 28, 2020

Tom

Time of month

"Oh no, tom's here!"
"It's that tom"

by Kmoral05 June 15, 2017

Tom

Any canadian goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom took the pretzel from my hand

by oscarthegrouch62 July 11, 2021

Tom

A two faced cunt who is clingy and desperate!

Fred: Tom told me you were slagging me off.
Henry: Tom is two faced what do you expect.

by Henryboyyyy0123 December 10, 2018

Tom

an austrailian who won't accept that austrailia sucks as a country

that guy talking about acdc was being a total tom

by robert rodine December 4, 2007

Tom

A cunt.

Have you seen that Tom? What a cunt.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

tom

A perpetual mistake resulting in the demise of a business or relationship.(n);
the inability to make a decision or fu**ing something up.(v)
when someone goofs up and does something really stupid.(adj.)

(n)The Youths of Amerika was never meant to succeed. It was tommed.
(v)Our company is bankrupt! Someone really tommed this one.
(adj.)That sure was a tom thing to do.
(v)Can't believe I tommed that up so bad.

by jonnys March 27, 2008