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Tit Hammock
A cheap bra worn by horrifically overweight women in America. The sheer, elephantine mass of their saturated mammories has over-powered the 5 cents worth of Taiwanese twine pretending to be underwire and their hee-yuge boobs have come to rest together at the lowest point of gravity, creating a monoboob.
It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.
There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.
Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.
It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.
There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.
Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.
Tit Hammock by Jimbles November 7, 2005
tit nugget
Used as a derogatory statement. Usually referring to a lazy person who has just done something unorthadox or simply someone who is annoying to the point that only two random words put together can describe their behavior.
(reffering to someone who has been sleepnig for an extended period of time)
"Hey you tit nugget!! wake up, your startin to piss me off!!
"Hey you tit nugget!! wake up, your startin to piss me off!!
tit nugget by Mike Beckwith March 17, 2008
Tit Ankles
Chevy Chase: I use a mnemonic device......FUCKING TITS ON MY ANKLE!!
Donald Glover: Look at those Tit Ankles!
Donald Glover: Look at those Tit Ankles!
Tit Ankles by KidCuDiWINS July 18, 2012