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tit for tit

An even exchange - "this for that".
Example -
Gob: "You know - tit for tit."
Michael: "That's... not the saying."
by ShansMcGee April 7, 2009
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tit fucking

A guy thrust his dick inbetween a set of tits.

see also milkshake
by raquel January 20, 2004
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Tit Hammock

A cheap bra worn by horrifically overweight women in America. The sheer, elephantine mass of their saturated mammories has over-powered the 5 cents worth of Taiwanese twine pretending to be underwire and their hee-yuge boobs have come to rest together at the lowest point of gravity, creating a monoboob.

It looks like a pair of massively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. Terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.

There is a way to fix this problem, however. Take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. Place box over tit hammock owner.

Despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 Kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don't have to look at it.
"Jesus-fucking-Christ, mate! Don't look left, there's a heffer wearing a tit hammock".
by Jimbles November 7, 2005
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tit sling

Marissa went to Wal Mart to buy a new tit sling.
by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005
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tit nugget

Used as a derogatory statement. Usually referring to a lazy person who has just done something unorthadox or simply someone who is annoying to the point that only two random words put together can describe their behavior.
(reffering to someone who has been sleepnig for an extended period of time)
"Hey you tit nugget!! wake up, your startin to piss me off!!
by Mike Beckwith March 17, 2008
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Tit Ankles

Tit Ankles is a term created by Donald Glover in an outtake of NBC's Community.
Chevy Chase: I use a mnemonic device......FUCKING TITS ON MY ANKLE!!

Donald Glover: Look at those Tit Ankles!
by KidCuDiWINS July 18, 2012
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tit twist

The systematic twisting of one's nipple.
That tit twist really hurt.
by TrevDawg October 14, 2003
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