A surprise anal penetration during heterosexual sexual intercourse. Phrase coined by gigolos working in Tiburon, CA, to describe the phenomenon when working with wealthy women.
I got fired, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
She wants to see me again next week, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
She wants to see me again next week, because I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
by DeadManO'Keane October 20, 2007
Get the tiburon turnpike mug.Sex act performed on a wealthy woman by a hired gigolo. The woman assumes any tantric Yoga position in hopes of engaging in deep cosmic tantric sex with her hired steed. The gigolo sensually inserts part of his 'linga' (cock) in her 'yoni' (cunt), and begins to make sweet, expensive love to her for about 5 strokes. He then removes his linga from her yoni, and shoves it all the way up her asspipe, proceeding to buttfuck her ass in a weird yoga position for a good 30 minutes or so. This is called the Tiburon Turnpike because of the high number of wealth women in Tiburon, CA who hire gigolos.
I was getting so bored I could barely stay hard, so I gave her the ol' Tiburon Turnpike.
Mrs. Jettison's rectum prolapsed during a Tiburon Turnpike.
Mrs. Jettison's rectum prolapsed during a Tiburon Turnpike.
by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007
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a cat that likes to hump you at times.
perhaps when your trying to sleep at night.
a cat that likes to hump you at times.
perhaps when your trying to sleep at night.
by emma millard April 13, 2008
Get the mr.tibbles mug.When a group of people, 3 or more, get together and cover a room in plastic wrap. They then procede to shit all over the room and wrestle.
by K- Funnelz April 9, 2008
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Get the tiblar mug.Geremy Tibbles was born 1232 on an uknown date in somwhere in Sibera by will of Communism alone. He lived there for a century before teaching Karl Marx about Communism. He was a drinking buddy of Lenin and Chairman Mao and once beat Stalin in a game of beer pong. Upon the disbanding of the Soviet Union in the 90's he moved to America where he attempted to gather a following of fellow communists and retake Mother Russia. He failed, but is now drinking champion of New England and wanted for drunk in public.
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