action towel

A special hand towel reserved for masturbating into so as not to soil the "good" towels.

Don't dry your face with that, it's my action towel.

by Dead Flanders August 7, 2007

Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016

Towel guilt

The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.

Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"

Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"

Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."

by breeski December 16, 2010

poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

by assbitch February 19, 2010

Finger Towel

A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.

I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.

My finger towel was juicy tonight.

I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

gowl towel

Slang for a sanitary pad

If you are popping down to the shop would'ya pick me up some gowl towels

by ahrightkiiid September 25, 2017

Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".

"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"

by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010