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Angel Jose Robles's Digital Paradox Studios Logo Will Be A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepios And Asclepius Symbol As A Scar Because The Irony Will Be The Paradox
Angel Jose Robles's Digital Paradox Studios Logo Will Be A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepios And Asclepius Symbol As A Scar Because The Irony Will Be The Paradox
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spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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Meet the spartans

Absolute unit of a movie. Please do watch it. incredibly gay. Incredibly gay
Meet the spartans is gay, it's a gay movie
by elemgie May 20, 2024
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Spartan Behaviour

When a homie/friend acts or is comfortable making gay jokes around you
Girlfriend: you and your homies send pictures of each other's balls to each other?

Guy: that's only for the guys to see, you weren't supposed to see that.

Girlfriend: That's some Spartan behaviour...
by Bosshumperdink June 29, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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