lasagna tits

When your tits are so big that they are unattractive and look like they are full of lasagna.

How could you have sex with Agnese? She's got those big ol' lasagna tits.

by Cpt. Daddy April 19, 2018

Rania Lasagna

A traditional danish dish that includes “rania” a specific type of pork that is very chewy. The lasagna is cooked upside down and split into 10ths. The rania is then covered with it and is created as a beautiful dish.

“I would love some Rania Lasagna right now”

by Pasta is my champ January 14, 2018

Lasagna Cat

A cat that is half cat and half lasagna. Usually organs made out of lasagna.

I bought a Lasagna Cat today, it is a really unique type of cat!

by Lasagna_Cat November 11, 2016

anal lasagna

Anal Lasagna is when you put uncooked lasagna in your ass, Then you have someone fuck your ass and the friction of getting your ass fucked will cook the lasagna in your ass, then you shit out the lasagna, then you eat it.

Hey bae, Would you like any anal lasagna for dinner?...😋

by tittyslayerfocker June 22, 2016

lasagna dick

when you get high and you believe that your penis is the italian dish lasagna and you attempt to consume.

"im so hungry" "im not, i had a huge plate of lasagna dick"

by johhnyawsome April 2, 2010

labia-lasagna

Labia-lasagna is when one of the lips of the vagina, during the period, folds over, producing a white cheesy secretion, forming the appearance of a plate of lasagna.

"Damn, I was having sex with this girl, and she was on her period, and because she hadn't bathed in a while she had labia-lasagna and I had to leave."

by Kelryn January 4, 2008

lukewarm lasagna

To have sex with a woman while she is having her period.

"C'mon, let's have sex."
"But I'm having my period!"
"I don't mind a lukewarm lasagna!"

by fjdiaosdjfkma October 24, 2006