dickivy

when you run through a forest naked and get poison ivy on your dick

i have dickivy and it itches like a bitch

by johhnyawsome April 02, 2010

jumbo cock

When a jumbo jet gets struck by lightning while you are masturbating and the molecules in your penis are altered and your cock grows giant metal wings.

"wanna go to walmart?" "Sure, ill take my jumbo cock"

by johhnyawsome April 02, 2010

lasagna dick

when you get high and you believe that your penis is the italian dish lasagna and you attempt to consume.

"im so hungry" "im not, i had a huge plate of lasagna dick"

by johhnyawsome April 02, 2010