Definitions by johhnyawsome

dickivy 

when you run through a forest naked and get poison ivy on your dick

i have dickivy and it itches like a bitch

dickivy by johhnyawsome April 2, 2010

lasagna dick 

when you get high and you believe that your penis is the italian dish lasagna and you attempt to consume.

"im so hungry" "im not, i had a huge plate of lasagna dick"

lasagna dick by johhnyawsome April 2, 2010

jumbo cock

When a jumbo jet gets struck by lightning while you are masturbating and the molecules in your penis are altered and your cock grows giant metal wings.

"wanna go to walmart?" "Sure, ill take my jumbo cock"

jumbo cock by johhnyawsome April 2, 2010