scuba keg

drinking keg beer through a scuba snorkel
"We're about to scuba the shit out of this keg."

"Her eyes were swimming. She'd been scuba kegging all night."
by MadDoggieDawg April 24, 2010
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keg juice

The concoction of stale, warm beer and watered down ice from the container you had the keg sitting in. Keg juice is what gets on your clothes when carrying a keg to your car for return to the store.
Person 1: I'm gonna return the keg

(Person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it's dripping with watery keg juice)

Person 2: Ohh man! That's nasty dude!

Person: Noooo keg juice all over the clothes. Damn it!!!
by Kyle N. September 02, 2008
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tapping the keg

by R November 20, 2003
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fuck keg

Your last option at 4am standing at the bar. Usually overweight.
Johnny was slammed in Frankston. He saw a fuck keg, but at that point he wasn't very picky.
by MJRC February 08, 2017
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Keg Freeze

A variation of the keg stand, where one does the breakdancing move "the freeze" on a keg instead of a handstand.
He threw up while doing a keg freeze
by AZNHIM April 04, 2010
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Keg Goon

At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.
"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."

friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
by morningwood0023 December 07, 2009
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keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"
by PTHmatt November 02, 2007
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