Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
by O' Baba June 6, 2017

by Bronzeman420 September 26, 2015

(elle cham-pee-own) n. a title for one who is masterful or excels at a certain activity or a series of activities or sports (i.e.: billiards, guitar hero, rock paper scissors, fencing, hot dog eating contest)
by thehootie December 29, 2007

by Bito January 26, 2005

by lrcboho December 4, 2003

Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.
Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.
Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.
(DAN) So what did you eat for breakfast today?
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.
(TOM) C&C, cocaine and champagne
(DAN) Oh I see. You had the breakfast of champions.
by mr.seventeenfifty October 2, 2009

Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.
Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014
