Teacher

Either the coolest person ever or the worst piece of shit you will ever meet, never in between.

1) I love my new history teacher he is so cool!
2) I fucking hate my math teacher she is such a bitch.

by Edgar_Deutschland January 1, 2015

Teacher

Someone who says “I’m here because I care” and yet they yell at you all the fucking time. And then it makes you want to blow up the school and t-bag the ruble

This teacher’s Fucking retarded

by Wackocoolnes October 25, 2019

Teacher

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I dunno, Teacher isn’t a word in my system

by Tesla_21 June 21, 2019

Teacher

The army of minions employed by Robert Nevilis to issue his new torture device, homework. To this day, they are still bent on torturing their students with this evil method, although some teachers have broken away from these ways and started actually teaching.

Student: Ugh, I hate teachers!
Other student: They're not all terrible, my teacher's a good teacher

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021

Teacher

The person who helps you you solve problems that you'd never have without them.

The teacher gave me a paper with algebra questions today. WHEN WILL I USE ALGEBRA?!

by Unknown Name Definer September 23, 2019

Teacher

A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services

Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.

by blunderpants August 1, 2019

Teachers

The devil in disguise forcing you to do stuff and enjoys every second you suffer

I hate teachers

by Dead meme collection January 19, 2019