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I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open.

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak
Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr
by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021
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Don't Give a Fuck Mode

Don't Give A Fuck Mode (DGAF) is a temporary (or permanent for some people) period of time when a person chooses to "not give a fuck" and do whatever he/she pleases without worrying about the consequences.
John: I heard Zach drank a bottle of whiskey, crashed his car, punched a cop, slept with two fat chicks, and asked his sister to marry him last night.

Chris: Yeah man, he definitely was in Don't Give a Fuck Mode... he probably had a rough morning.
by mad_mike701 August 31, 2011
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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.
by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
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Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010
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Mom won’t let me say it

A nickname given to a mascara by an absolute QUEEEEN
“I’m gonna use the better than mom won’t let me say it today”
by 01rach32 June 11, 2018
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Three Wolf Moon T shirt

The most amazing, mystical t shirt in the world. It holds powers beyond imaginable levels, ie; its a babe magnet.
OMG! did you get your Three Wolf Moon T shirt? Hell Yeah, all the babes are wanting me, despite my obesity!
by Wolfie Magee May 30, 2009
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