Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.

Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”

by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007

Brain-Sweller

Someone with an above average IQ. Their brains are bigger than most and they usually wear rounded glasses.

Person: I guess I'll spend the rest of the day with the over achievers and brain-swellers

by ...V.... July 6, 2010

Gravy swiller

Someone who's living it up at the taxpayers expense. A passenger on the gravy train.

After feeding at the trough, the political gravy swiller raised a toast to all the poor people that couldn't afford to be there.

by DaveONewcastle October 3, 2018

Rubber sweller

When someone ties a rubber band around their boyfriends genital until it swells

Last night me and boyfriend tried a Rubber Sweller he couldn’t get enough

by Ehbruh February 29, 2020

@collots.swollen.cxck

A tiktoker's username talking about Collot from beastars swollen cock

Did you see @collots.swollen.cxck's new tiktok edit?

by HelloimRay March 26, 2022

cock swobler

A cock swobler is basically another way of calling someone a idiot.
This can be used in a derogatory way or a loving way.

Example #1: leave me alone you cock swobler. (derogatory)
Example #2: if you're tired of me, take a nap. You ain't leaving me you cock swobler. (loving)

by Chodep December 30, 2022

Booty-swaller

when your famous giant ass entertainer wife, eclipses your finances and notoriety, to the point you disappear from this plane of existence.

aka booty gulp.....aka body snatching booty chomp

That smurf chick dun booty-swallered that jesus lookin mother fucker, pshhht my boi went and flew too close to the sun

by yourmomyo July 28, 2023