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atomic swirlie

An even more cruel escalation of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver where a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'atomic' variation is specifically a toilet full of diarrhea. A high form of torture reserved for only the nerdiest nerds.
The worst day of Evan's high school life was when the football team gave him an atomic swirlie. The screams coming from the bathroom were sickening, and then they pushed him back out into the hallway without letting him clean his head off, so everyone saw his face dripping in brown.
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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ol swirly

ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .
have you seen ol swirly on lot ? ol swirly i wanna buy a swirly jack durn !
by ol swirly July 24, 2022
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Bung Hole Swirly

The topping of an asshole with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle, followed by the enthusiastic swirling of the tongue around the asshole eating every last drop and leaving the recipient fully satisfied.
My man came over and gave me the best bung hole swirly of my life!
by Trixie9 February 19, 2021
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Chocolate Swirly

Drink made from liquid shit and lots of fresh cum blended together
The Chocolate Swirly is the best drink ever.
by Pablo69 March 22, 2022
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Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his dick in circles while cumming into a toilet and then you swirl your girlfriends head into it!
I just had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister!
by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023
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swirly

a bio electric management device that allows you to manage you bi electric with out chemilcal reaction induced . its art classifacation is a wirly gig that date back to the stone age . the device consist of a quartz crystal and coper wier,and swirly . the quartz crystal acts as an electric sponge to grab absorb the atmospheric electric in the air . swirl one way and charge up . swirl the opposite and get grounded . it has about 30 possitive aplications for the body mind and soule . and only neg is dont swirl around pace makers or if you are pregnate or suspect to be DONT Swirl . led lights and taze pens for mysel relaxing have same warnings so their that safe . and their a simple diy art project to make with the kids . you can even use a nice wet stick from a tree as a handel for the swirly . so please swirl them crystals for optium health . thank you .
hay man your bo-garding that SWIRLY . its my turn to swirly jack my self all ready!
by ol swirly July 24, 2022
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Seashell Swirly

When a man cums in a woman’s ear and then drinks the semen and ear wax mixture out of her ear.
“Damn mamas you bad asl, can I give you a seashell swirly at the party tonight?”
by rorodingle June 22, 2025
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