Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.

I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie

by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018

Cole Swirly

When you grab a girl from behind and force her to her knees, pushing her face into a toilet bowl, then proceed to thrust into her from behind, with her face splashing into the water with each thrust.

"My makeup got completely ruined by the Cole Swirly"

by MistressRicci May 19, 2018

Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.

1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.

by adamfaulk November 28, 2017

Sriracha Swirlie

(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.

Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."

Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"

by Staygoldponiboiiiiii January 10, 2017

Swirlies

To urinate on the floor while shaking your hips. Often done with other people.

"Swirlies"
"Ok"

by Swirlieman27 May 16, 2020

Swiss Swirly

When you put your d*ck in a girls throat and she spins in a circle like a dreidel.

"Yo why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Sorry dude this girl was giving me a wicked bomb swiss swirly!"

by Dommy! November 1, 2023

Swirly

When two different guys nut in a girl the same day.

I think she had a swirly baby and doesn’t know the dad

by Harry Brooks January 4, 2024