Cuban Swirly

Giving someone a swirly with a turd in the bowl.

That punk ass needs a Cuban swirly.

There's a cigar turd in the bowl waiting for him.

by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 1, 2024

ol swirly

ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .

have you seen ol swirly on lot ? ol swirly i wanna buy a swirly jack durn !

by ol swirly July 24, 2022

white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip

described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"

person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"

by Skizzzzer January 6, 2024

swirly-girly

The state of being swept up in the feelings that come with crushing on someone; not just limited to girls.

Zhao looked at her, and now Patty is all swirly-girly.

by skibbity038 July 9, 2021

Minnesota Swirly

A Minnesota Swirly is a bullying act, normally happening to shorter people. To perform the Minnesota Swirly, you must first get a large man (preferably a football player or obese man) to defecate in a public toilet bowl. The bigger the feces, the better, as it will be used soon. Next, find your victim. Shorter people (under 5'3") are typically better than taller people, as they are easier to maneuver into the Minnesota Swirly. Lastly, flip your victim head-first into the public toilet with the feces inside, and flush the toilet. Feces will be smeared throughout the hair of the victim, and will taint the smell for days. (For an added effect, try having each member in your group urinate on the victim while the toilet is flushing.)

Man 1: "Yo man, Peter over there is really short! We should Minnesota Swirly him."
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"

by the one and only dunce September 11, 2025

Swirly

When two different guys nut in a girl the same day.

I think she had a swirly baby and doesn’t know the dad

by Harry Brooks January 4, 2024

cherry swirly

A form of hazing/torture/punishment in which a female senior high school student picks up a freshman, turns him/her upside down and holds him/her in the air with his/her head in a toilet bowl full of bloody tampons and period blood while it is flushed.

She gave that poor little freshman a cherry swirly after school let out.

by Sarah Shears August 2, 2021