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the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.
Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.
by Morbidia June 5, 2005
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Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.
Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
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sleep swiping

When you accidentally like someone on tinder cause you dozed off for a minute while swiping
Oh damn, hope I don't get a match on that guy/girl, I was sleep swiping!
by Crunchy Megs October 28, 2015
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Skining

The sport of the 1% involving hot chocolate, snow bunnies, and nice sweaters. Often shunned by the shallow minds of those that refer to themselves as the 99%.
Not everybody makes lots of cash at a big firm and therefore gets to enjoy one percent activities such as skining.
by Aronauer January 2, 2012
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Swimingly

Simply put, another word for good, great, okay, fine, fantastic, etc. Only used by Stewie from Family Guy.
Actual Quotes from Family Guy:

Meg: I can't believe this is happening to me. I can never go back to school again.

Stewie: Oh yes, Meg. Yes, everything was going SWIMINGLY for you until this. Yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not your years of grotesque appearance, or awkward social graces. Or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No, no, it's this. Do you hear your self talk? I might kill you tonight.
by steve-o11505 September 30, 2007
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Shining Celebi

Loser with no life, constantly trying to prove his worth.
Dude, stop acting like Shining Celebi.
by Naked_Gabumon August 28, 2004
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shining the cannon

"I'm horny, and shining the cannon ain't good enough."
by erotica69 September 18, 2005
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