someone who annoys the hell outta you whenever taylor swift releases a new album, which is quite frequent nowadays. can’t blame these people though, you’d annoy everyone too if you start listening to taylor’s music, which is also, a very common thing to do as her music is played literally everywhere. you live under a rock if you haven’t listened to her music. this definition is also being written by a swiftie so dislike it and you’ll be deemed to have a shitty music sense.
by I Love Kinna November 23, 2021
Get the swiftiemug. She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed by the Swiftie.
by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 20, 2024
Get the Swiftiemug. swifties are so miserable
by realbitchesdictionary.com May 23, 2024
Get the swiftiesmug. A word used to describe a fan, commonly associated with American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. The Swifites are a transnational phenomenon using social media platforms as an essential infrastructure to their interests in the signer. This, or rather they just have shit taste in music
by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023
Get the Swiftiemug. by Ozaarc May 20, 2024
Get the Swiftiemug. A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021
Get the Swiftymug. someone who loves taylor alison swift. usually hates kanye west, john mayer, jake gyllenhaal, and scooter braun. probably cries a lot and is depressed. we all know you don’t relate to lover
by dnfstories4u January 20, 2023
Get the swiftiemug.