A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.
Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.
by The Daring Definer May 11, 2009
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OK, that 1950's dress that Julie is rocking is a little too much like June Cleaver wearing a christmas sweater for me..it adds about 30 years to her age...
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Get the man sweater mug.Before having sex, one eats a shit load of fruity pebbles. During sex. you induce vomiting on her chest to mimic a bill cosby sweater.
by jacob latta balls February 23, 2009
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by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009
Get the Ass sweater mug.cashmere sweater: The act of having good sex with someone you're not dating.
<alternate uses>
cashmere tuxedo: The act of having THE BEST sex with someone you're not dating.
cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you're not dating
cashmere suit: the act of having OK sex with someone you're not dating
cashmere fruit basket: the act of having sex with multiple people you're not dating in the same day
<alternate uses>
cashmere tuxedo: The act of having THE BEST sex with someone you're not dating.
cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you're not dating
cashmere suit: the act of having OK sex with someone you're not dating
cashmere fruit basket: the act of having sex with multiple people you're not dating in the same day
craig: i just got a cashmere sweater from amanda!
justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago
craig: nice!
justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago
craig: nice!
by brave31 December 18, 2010
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