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ribbed sweater tee

A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to mate be an impressive 78%.
Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look sexy, but i want to wear a t-shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.
by The Daring Definer May 11, 2009
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Christmas Sweater

Any article of clothing worn by either a man or woman that is very unsexy and serves as effective birth control...
OK, that 1950's dress that Julie is rocking is a little too much like June Cleaver wearing a christmas sweater for me..it adds about 30 years to her age...
by Irish Mike 1965 October 25, 2008
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Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.
I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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man sweater

a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters
I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!
by Paul Thundergod July 9, 2003
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bill cosby sweater

Before having sex, one eats a shit load of fruity pebbles. During sex. you induce vomiting on her chest to mimic a bill cosby sweater.
by jacob latta balls February 23, 2009
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Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.
"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."
by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009
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Cashmere sweater

cashmere sweater: The act of having good sex with someone you're not dating.

<alternate uses>

cashmere tuxedo: The act of having THE BEST sex with someone you're not dating.

cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you're not dating

cashmere suit: the act of having OK sex with someone you're not dating

cashmere fruit basket: the act of having sex with multiple people you're not dating in the same day
craig: i just got a cashmere sweater from amanda!

justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago

craig: nice!
by brave31 December 18, 2010
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