gringo sushi

White man sushi. Sushi rolls made from non-traditional ingredients.

For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California

Hey you gotta try Tex..

I don't like sushi.

Dude... it's not sushi, it's gringo sushi.

by jm February 15, 2005

Sushi Mac

The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.

"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"

"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"

by 5ush October 28, 2009

Skirt Sushi

A term commonly used to describe the genital or vaginal area of the female anatomy.

What do you think the skirt sushi under that dress looks like?

by McPhie April 17, 2011

Sushi mama

An Asian Milf

Bro, did you see that sushi mama over there?

by Jrread123 September 3, 2014

Sushi Train

A collective noun to describe a group of Japanese tourists, particularly if they are carrying expensive cameras and are adorned excessively in branded merchandise.

"Yo Elisa, Check out that sushi train over there!"

Elisa " Holy shit! Is there a hello-kitty convention nearby or something?"

by Fadiastheonlyone July 21, 2016

Snapchat sushi

When some basic white girl posts a picture of sushi to show how exotic she is even though it’s just a fuckin California roll.

Man 1: Jenny’s posting Snapchat sushi
Man 2: What a basic white girl.

by Therealjit October 10, 2018

The Wegman's Sushi of

When something is almost as good as the real thing, but is definitely, noticeably NOT the real thing. Something that's definitely not bad, but only good enough to get that fix when you don't have time and/or money for the authentic version. Not to be confused with "Gas station sushi" which is a joke in and of itself.

I really want a BMW, but they're too expensive. So I got this VW which is like the Wegman's Sushi of BMW.

by Justsomerandodude August 8, 2019