A haircare tool that looks like a pair of barbecue tongs. There are two bits of metal on the inside of the 'tongs', and when you plug the straightener in, flick 'On', and select how hot you want it to go, the bits of metal will become extremely hot. DO NOT be a dumbass and grab the wrong side (I've never done that - ahem). Brush your hair out, add some heat protection balm or spray if you don't want your hair to fry, and then select a half-inch amount of hair, and clamp the two sides of the straightener together, running down the hair. Do this a few times and the hair will be left looking straight. The hotter the setting, the straigher your hair will be, but it will also be more damaging. Hair straightening is easier on thin hair than thick hair.
When the straightening is finished, mist your hair with hair spray, gloss sheen, a/o other styling products. If it's a misty or humid day outside your hair will instantly puff up and frizz as soon as you step outside -- this is why you need to make sure you're straightening your hair on a day that is pretty dry and sunny.
Your straight hair will last until you take a shower and wash your hair. If you're lucky, the hair will be left in the exact same condition as you started out with. If you're not so lucky, your hair will be left looking like you stuck a finger in an electric socket until you go to the hairdresser and get a deep conditioning treatment.
When the straightening is finished, mist your hair with hair spray, gloss sheen, a/o other styling products. If it's a misty or humid day outside your hair will instantly puff up and frizz as soon as you step outside -- this is why you need to make sure you're straightening your hair on a day that is pretty dry and sunny.
Your straight hair will last until you take a shower and wash your hair. If you're lucky, the hair will be left in the exact same condition as you started out with. If you're not so lucky, your hair will be left looking like you stuck a finger in an electric socket until you go to the hairdresser and get a deep conditioning treatment.
The best hair straighteners to use are the ceramic ones. The ionic ones are good too, and let's not forget the mother of all hair straightners, CHI.
by Angelacia July 7, 2007
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The Straight Effs have also released an EP consisting of four of their songs.
Lyrically, their songs are mostly about stereotyping, alcohol, drugs, sex, rape, murder, violence, homosexuality politics and rebellion against the system. The songs varies from almost metal-like singing with heavy guitar riffs, to romantic ballads.
The Straight Effs have also released an EP consisting of four of their songs.
Lyrically, their songs are mostly about stereotyping, alcohol, drugs, sex, rape, murder, violence, homosexuality politics and rebellion against the system. The songs varies from almost metal-like singing with heavy guitar riffs, to romantic ballads.
"The Straight Effs is the shit!"
"Remeber that time that your dad molested you?"
"Fuck the civilians, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Ever since I fucked my sister she's been acting kind of strange."
"Call the number on your screen, cuz we can get you more money and bitches than Charlie Sheen."
"When I ride a horse I need a separate horse from my big fat fucking dick!"
"Remeber that time that your dad molested you?"
"Fuck the civilians, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Ever since I fucked my sister she's been acting kind of strange."
"Call the number on your screen, cuz we can get you more money and bitches than Charlie Sheen."
"When I ride a horse I need a separate horse from my big fat fucking dick!"
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Straight edge sex takes place between two people, one or both of whom are straight edge, who have sex because they care for one another rather than because it is available.
Contrary to what has been written, straight edge - see also straightedge and sxe - people do often have premarital sex (though some do not), but abstain from casual sex without a committed relationship and/or deep emotional bond with the person they are having sex with.
Contrary to what has been written, straight edge - see also straightedge and sxe - people do often have premarital sex (though some do not), but abstain from casual sex without a committed relationship and/or deep emotional bond with the person they are having sex with.
Straight edge sex is an expression of love between two people, not just a "good time" with an acquiantance.
by Wrae Ann July 14, 2006
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Your straightophobic if you think that kicked your ass because you are gay/lesbian/transgender, you know I kicked your ass because you needed an ass kicking for being a straighophobe and trying to may be look intolerant of other lifestyles and personal life choices and sexual orientations. Shame on you sir.
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by djfromtj October 9, 2007
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Susumu: Mr. Izumi, have you seen Konata anywhere!?
Soujirou: I'm sorry Susumu, but Konata has died. I've told her numerous times to never dig straight down.
Susumu: Awwww, now I can't go to prom with her!
Soujirou: I'm sorry Susumu, but Konata has died. I've told her numerous times to never dig straight down.
Susumu: Awwww, now I can't go to prom with her!
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