beach stat

status, most often immediately after consuming large amounts of food, where one positions himself comfortably on a sofa, recliner, or bed and assumes a trancelike state with absolutely zero motivation to move. similar to a whale that has beached itself. food drunk. glutenous relaxation.

Brian and Monroe just left the china buffet's all you can eat crab leg night. They will probably be beach stat shortly.

by Matthew Ryan Zimmer January 20, 2009

Kenmore state high school Brisbane

a school full of drug uses and eshay teen moms and sluts lol !!!!

smoke more , drink more , Kenmore Kenmore state high school Brisbane

by likmydik400000000 November 5, 2018

Statbitch

A gamer, typically after losing a match, that immediately looks up the various stats of his opponents to find out why he/she lost or something to try to make a joke about to make up for why they lost.

Lines can include,

“OMFG your K:D is shit!”
“ROFL, you main <insert character here>!”
“Your win rate on XXX is garbage!”

This person is frequently the kind of sore loser who uses the phrase, “1v1 me bro.”

Player1: “Idgaf if you won, you got lucky! Your k:d is shit! You fucking Hanzo main!”
Player2: “Okay, call down statbitch.”

by PapaLycan February 22, 2020

storm the United States Capitol

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.

This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."

Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

by fresair May 2, 2011

jake from state farm

What you say when someone asks "Who are you?"

Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this?

Person 2: Jake from State Farm.

by Chrome5747 December 6, 2013

statesism

The act of stereotyping another state.

If you say all Wisconsinites are farmers, that is considered statesism.

by JustinBG February 17, 2015