a stiff drink

Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.

A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.

by FurrowedBrow October 19, 2010

Seinfeld

The best show ever created for television.

I saw the funniest man alive Jerry Seinfeld yesterday.

by JonMoran February 24, 2004

stiff kitten

(n) someone who is very boring and not socially outgoing. lacks a social life, commonly turns down invitations to do fun stuff

Eric never wants to come drinking with us, he's such a stiff kitten.

by waxy z August 16, 2009

Jacked Stiff

1. Jacked Stiff = Basically Killed, Dead, Finito. If someone Jacks you stiff, your dead (or beat up really bad.)

2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.

3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.

eg. 1. ..Dumb-ass was running with the Bulls in Pamplona and got Jacked Stiff.

eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!

eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!

by FilmWordz September 12, 2010

so stiff

To acknowledge a quote, person or object that's aspiring or challenging without using a detailed description, to the extent of having an 'alleged' stiff member occur.

First Person:"What did you get for the exam last week?"
Second Person:"I got an A"

First Person: "So stiff"

Or,

First Person: "Did a lot of reps at the gym, just have a look at them"
Second Person: "Wow"
Third Person: "Challenge you to a push up contest ?"
First Person: "Yeah, i'll beat you, so stiff

by rob_boss_the_bard December 15, 2017

Seinfeldian

You know you are a Seinfeldian if you argue over the top of a muffin, which marsmallow is bigger or something stupid like that.

by Cool Guy July 18, 2003

Seinfeld

Best sitcom and comedian ever...exactly what a sitcom is supposed to be. I've never heard anyone diss Seinfeld in my life and that's fucking awesome! The main characters are Jerry, the cereal addict; George, the loser with absolutely nothing going for him (my favorite character); Elaine, a woman who suprisingly doesn't have any female friends; Kramer, the hysterical dolt. Don't diss Seinfeld, if you haven't seen any episode out of it's 9 seasons, GO AND WATCH THEM!!!

George: How much do you tip a chamber made?
Guy: Hm...5 bucks a night?
George: 5 bucks a night! 2 and the absolute most!
Guy: Get outta here!

by Quartux (Tyler) September 14, 2005