Stiffy

a hand job (jerking off) given by yourself or another person.

my girlfriend/boyfriend gave me a stiffy in the car.

by Chubsalot October 31, 2022

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

stiffy homo

To be Afraid of hard

dick in or on you

Jordan is a stiffy homo

by Chicks luv me August 25, 2018

stinky stiffy

A hard dick that smells like road kill

That guy has one stinky stiffy

by Pat2525 August 9, 2023

brown stiffy

A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.

Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.

by Ching_Chang_Chong March 27, 2016

Spirit Stiffy

The arousal of a male through the interference of Supernatural beings

Ghost Blowjob

"Graham got a spirit stiffy from poltergeist molestation."

by The Gapists May 7, 2014

stiffy

What i am right now.

Me: Im so fucking stiffy holy fucking shit
Friend: say less

by uvuboy446 August 20, 2021